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Old 09-17-2009, 10:16 AM   #1
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Default An Ode to Nerfs

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that Regnum used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take that Utghar stance
And maybe id steal vida for awhile
But September made me shiver
With the patch the devs delivered
The walk people feared to tread
Is now pt pain free instead
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the nerf inside
August's patch had just described
The way the gamepley Died

So....

Sigh, sigh how the nerfs multiply
It drives us players crazy you cannot deny
You good ol devs should get off the whisky and wine
Singing damnit i got cast lag again
Damnit i got cast lag again

Did you run the life of a red?
Did weepings make you quickly dead?
When my meteor found your head.
Do you believe in S-O-T-W?
Loot good drops and leave the rest
Seems those with Xim they get the best
Well I know that you pvped with him
Though your chance to win was very slim
You both buffed up your shoes
Man, I got those Regnum blues
I was a lonesome goat plus ten or so
Who worked off necro in Pozo
Just to see that my spells denied
The day the gameplay died.

So....

Sigh, sigh how the nerfs multiply
It drives us players crazy you cannot deny
You good ol should devs get off the whisky and wine
Singing damnit i got freeze lags again
Damnit i got freeze lags again
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:19 AM   #2
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I agree! So nice poem!
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:29 PM   #3
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We're all overpowered in the world of Regnum Online,
Because of this fact we should all be paying a fine,
Its all because Valorius cried,
It's all because Valorius died.
And when we get nerfed you'll hear her sing,
That there's still another class that's up for nerfing.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online

And when we go rolling,
We all must be trolling.
When we speak of the game,
It turns out to be a flame.
Its irrelevant (© Valorius Rageway 2007 - 2008) to the topic,
The whole forum seems chaotic.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online

Its because we're South Crossers,
Its because we are MoDers.
We deserve to lose our skills,
So Valorius could get more kills.
But she's got a bad setup,
So she'll still be fed up.

Overpowered, overpowered,
Its such a bad crime.

Overpowered, overpowered,
In Regnum Online.


Fits in sort of
I miss Valorius now
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:44 PM   #4
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Someone should be putting music to all this things...
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:39 PM   #5
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think American pie for the first post
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:43 PM   #6
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think American pie for the first post
I can see that now, but when I first read it I did it with a much faster melody ^^
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Old 09-18-2009, 03:19 AM   #7
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Regnum Online, it's free to play,
For those of us who cannot pay,
But should you pay them anyway,
You'll likely grind much less each day.

Regnum Online, it's R-V-R,
Though the grinding leaves a scar,
I hate that stupid xp bar,
It takes too long to go that far.

Regnum Online, the combat is great,
Even though positioning's late,
When you just can't find realm mates,
Find some grinders and seal their fate.

Regnum Online, Fort wars are fun,
Though half of the time it's a suicide run,
And the odds are usually seven to one,
But at least the guard captain loves to use stuns.

Regnum Online, it's a race against time,
Which class gets nerfed even if they're fine?
I sure hope that it won't be mine,
Does it really matter since I just need to grind?

Regnum Online, at least we have quests,
Though most of them just make us kill worthless pests,
A few think they're clever by posing us tests,
But really we just need to go find some chest.

Regnum Online, for the brave and the bold,
Or that's what some people may be told,
Brave to deny the ximerin sold?
Bold to accept the bugs ever old?

Regnum Online, the graphics are nice,
They actually give this game some spice,
Too bad it comes at a price,
The lag will probably increase by thrice.

Regnum Online, the forums are rough,
Some people act like they're tough,
Others just complain about stuff,
And others have just had enough.

This was a tale about Regnum Online,
A place to spend money and a place to waste time,
To people with wealth or nothing to do,
Regnum Online is surely for you.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:02 AM   #8
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This forum has rarely seen so much Win.
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Winner. Definately.
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So. Much. Win.
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